WHITE PLASTIC BAGS MATTER???

I don't know what "dis" is but,but...
On Tuesday 5/31/16, the UNRILLA-GORILLA attacked me.
It "roared"  WHITE PLASTIC BAGS MATTER:
And, and, "where" were you when I needed "you"???
But, it happen at the center in the so-called "free" store.
That, means it's a case of "fascism" or something like dat.
Anywho, something strange "jumped" out of it's cage.
STOP, question,what does "free" mean???
I wish I knew.
Anywho again, I just happen to put a few items of clothing into
the "brown paper bag" that I just happen to find on the floor of the
so-called "free" store.
OH, NO!
YEAH, so "smile" if you are with me and not with "stupid".
But, you must remember "dis".  I asked the "blank face" at the desk
for the all encompassing, must have "white plastic bag"...
The "blank face" did not bother to answer me.
Okay, like listen up,
I DON'T HAVE A HEARING PROBLEM.
So, "start-over". I looked at the desk in of the "blank face" and there was none.
No, "white plastic bags" were there, NONE,"nota" ZERO....
Okay, I see people going for the bus.  I already have a "few" in the
"brown paper bag" so,  LATER GATOR... I am so out of here...

BUT WAIT UP, here come the UNRILLA-GORILLA
and it ain't over until it's over.
The UNRILLA-GORILLA "roared" and screamed as LOUD as it could
and "jumped" up and down in "animal-delight"...
It made an ugly unnecessary "scene" as I stepped out of her  "cage"..
with my "brown paper bag" in hand.
But, hey, you don't have to scream and yell like that, and, and..
(again with the risk of repeating myself, I DON'T HAVE A HEARING PROBLEM.
SO WHAT'S ITS PROBLEM, ANYWHO???  
The UNRILLA-GORILLA  continued the LOUD ROARING...
A "WHITE-PLASTIC BAG" APPEARED AND FORCED ITS WAY OVER MY POOR
"little brown paper bag".
And, then, then another UNRILLA appeared and ROARED JUST AS LOUD
"YOU CAN'T COME INTO OUR "CAGE" FOR CLOTHES FOR TWO WEEKS"
and, dat's dat..
BUT THE UNIVERSE SAID, WHITE PLASTIC BAGS ARE "PASSE", BROWN IS IN.
So, Thank You so MUCH, MUCH..

p.s.s.s GORILLA WARFARE IS SO, SO "UNFAIR"...
BUT KEEP HOPE "ALIVE"...