The Royal Wedding???

WELL, OR well,well..
Did you see her???
Maybe they should of had a "theme style" wedding.
Like maybe a  STAR WARS type, really big show
She would be "Princess LEIA" and
he would be  "LUKE SKY WALKER"  
:correction try "Han Solo" and,and,
and DARTH VEDA is the master of ceremony...
OR SOMETHING LIKE "DAT". (okay to smile if you want "too"...

A "PEACE PLAN"...

Well, yeah...
Here is "Lady's" plan to do you "good".
Okay, it's a little past the middle of the month...
But the middle east need some "PEACE"
So, I was tell two women my brilliant peace plan for the middle east..
and, and, one said "but dat's if you can get them in the same room"
the other one slapped my and hand and said "Yes"...then questioned me as to which
side am I on... MY ANSWER IS I AM ON THE SIDE OF
"PEACE"
So, anywho here's the plan:
TRY SWITCHING SIDES AND/OR, ROLE PLAYING 
THE "OTHERS POINT OF VIEW"..
TRY TO BE "OBJECTIVE" IN EXPRESSING WHAT THE OTHER
WANTS AND,AND, AND, SEE IF YOU CAN COME UP WITH A
"REASONABLE CONCESSIONS"

 p.s. Nobody wants to be a "victim" or a "villain"...

BE KIND TO YOUR MOTHER

I just want "YOU GUYS" TO REMEMBER
THAT WOMAN OR WE WOMEN ARE
"YOUR MOTHERS"....
NO WE ARE NOT 
"SEX TOYS TO BE PLAYED WITH"

SO HAVE SOME RESPECT, WILL YOU PLEASE...
THANK YOU VERY MUCH, MUCH, AND HAVE A GOOD ONE..

MAY "TOO"

Okay, happy,happy, HAPPY
"MAY DAY"... or something like dat.
I realize i am a DAY LATE...
and a DOLLAR SHORT...
Dat means I AM A WOMAN...
(to be continued, listen up next time)

Very nice "voices"...