Tuesday, April 1, 2014

Schooln No Fooln

Okay, for starters it's April 1 or is it "won"
on a Tuesday, or Twosday, or whatever, but, but,
No foolin this Schoolin thing ain't COOL.

Schooling or fooling it just ain't right.
You say it's a game. Call it College Sports.
You make the rule.
You say "either" and Eyesay "nither".

But let's call the whole game "OFF".
One more let's call the whole game
"AWFUL".

So it's the School-to-Prison pipeline
and it's the "SLAVE-TRADE" 
but you call it sport's now a days.
Buy, but,..

DAT'S THE SAME OLE SAME OLE

But can't keep on keepin on
Because you need to learn
Your "BECAUSES": Listen Up to
STEELY DAN ..it could be it should be, 

PAIN it will come back to YOU...

Friday, March 21, 2014

"X" is for mystery "X" is for???


Well, well, wat wat "R" you looking for???
Try the SKY guy or someX like dat.
SPACE, IS THE PLACE ???
PLANET X ???
But for real, "X" is for mystery  and, and,..
"X" is for the unknown and, and,...
"X" is for TEN or you know
Ten fingers and Ten toes, but,but,
one more, "X" is for TIME...
ANYWHO, WHO "NOSE"???
Okay I'll give you a clue. Look at the picture.
The answer is the nose, nose, so ask "ROVER".
One more did you notice.. there's a lot of
Now in Know?  Eye-mean, no stuff.
But "Here's" wat you need to hear..
here's wat will help you.
It HELPS "you" for  NOW too KNOW.
Eye-mean... CAN YOU "HERE" DIS OR "HEAR"  DAT??? 
One more.  
DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOUR NOSE IS???
(okay you can't smile much, but for now.. learn someX...


Thursday, March 13, 2014

STOP WARS, SPOT WARS...

STOP WARS, SPOT WARS:
Spot the War on Women
Stop the War on Women
Stop beating up on Women
Stop raping Women
Stop drugging and dogging Women
Stop disrespecting US Women
Stop calling Women Woes.. 
Stop blaming the Woman
Stop cheating the Woman out of her pay
Stop the War on:
Water, on the fish in the sea, the seeds of plants,  the air we need to....
STOP WARS ON OUR MOTHER 
EARTH, EARTH...  
(NOTE THIS IS NOT A MOVIE)
Stop Stop WARS: 

Friday, February 28, 2014

FLORIDA, U need two,too,WAT! WAT! ???

It be both  "the SUN" and "the GUN"
or WAT! WAT!
But GUNS arn't "LOUD"  r day ???
WAT! WAT! ???
BUT WAT,WAT, BE LOUD 2 U???
Okay, U going to the movies 2 see or C wat, wat???
"C" is for color.
But wat, wat's the "SUN" of it all???
Florida, 2 much SUN in "dims" eye and "dim's" confused.
Confused about LOUD.
CONFUSED ABOUT THE SUN OF GOD.
Dis be "real" life not "reel"  fake life or a movie.
U see, or C,  Black,Black, and,and..dim, dim,...
BANG, BANG, BANG,  goes Mr. GUN, GUN, GUN.
Louder than "TAN" ??? Tan is Black, Black 2.
U NEED 2 "C" dat,
SUN IS LIKE FUN.
But, But, dim is about GUN, GUN,
GUNs on the "GUN COAST"
WAT! WAT!...

Friday, February 21, 2014

"Eye apologize"

Eye can't believe it, eye-mean..
HORSE WHIPS???.
BUGGY WHIPS???
COSSACKS???
"EYE-MEAN"  WHO WOULD HAVE THUNK IT ???
"ANYWHO" ???  (see post 2/14/14)

Friday, February 14, 2014

Love your PEACESHIRT and SAVE the world


Anywho, who are you???  
MR BIG BUCKS??? 50 billion denarows is a lot of moolah.
Wat, wat, about poor, poor, poor people???

Okay, "eye" think I should send Presidenda Putin, one of my 
BEAUTIFUL PEACESHIRTS.
The things YOU do for LOVE, and World Peace.
But wait-up.
  
Is MACHO MACHO man just too "HOT" for, for,...
The Winter Olympics, and, and,
 an ISIS PEACESHIRT???

Eye mean, Does Presidenda Putin want to cause GLOBE WARMING
all by his ownself ???
Nice try guy, but I ain't your ordinary run of the mill believer, or something like dat.

Okay, I'll be "nice" it rhymes with "ice". And, and dat,
So-she, she, she...
Eyemean "all eyes" on Lady Isis Peacemaker,
my alter ego in reverse or something like dat. 
But not reverse, in rehearsal or something like dat.
Because of wat, wat???
Lady Isis Peacemaker is
a WORLDCLASS PEACE SHIRT MAKER.  
(imagine dat, will you please...)
Anywho,  or "SO"... did eyesay  "SO"...
"SO"???  SO WHO, SO WAT,  or  "SO" ANYWHO...
You need to know dat Lady Isis Peacemaker, is a world class 
GODDESS, Olympian NO LESS???  SO She, wants to send 
Presidenda Putin a PEACESHIRT.
Okay, here we go with the questions.
Do you THINK Presidenda Putin, would go on and 
MAN UP in my PEACESHIRT???
and, and,  MAKE the world a better place  IFn ....
 



Sunday, February 9, 2014

SPOT "D Violence" against WOMAN

WHY, O WHY, IS da a "Y" in DIM???
Okay, fess up, YOU BE
BIGGER and YOU BE
"UGLIER" and, and,.....
Anywho why dim want "chocolate"???
Don't believe Forest, what he had to say about a BOX of chocolates.
He lied, he stole that from a BOX of Cracker Jack's. Remember they put in a surprise "toy".
Anywho I can't believe it's better, or butter,or whatever?
Question WHO DO YOU BELEIEVE???
 The ans. is WHY,or Y or whatever.
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